Whats up job market losers!!! You thought that some well-connected lemon AP came up with a counter-intuitive twist on a hackneyed question and tried to answer it with questionable methods? YOU FIECKING THOUGHT!
Get your job market paper, as well as your bumhole ready, because I will FIECKING destroy both of them in the WINDY CITY! I will FIECK you until YOU BLEED like a Chicago gang member shot on a WARM SUMMER NIGHT! I will dine on DEEP DISH PIZZA and drink SHAMPAIGN to celebrate.
BANG-BANG BIETCHES!